“Opening minds and angravating liberals since 2001”
“I am a guardian of freedom and the American way of life.”
Genesis 3:19 John 3:16
My Friends and Fellow Inquisitors:
I have been writing this, sometimes edifying, sometimes educating, sometimes just a plain hot mess, for years now. I have lost track of how many issues and sadly I have lost many of the actual issues but I calculated a while back that I have written somewhere around two million words.
(To put that in perspective, if I was paid one dollar per word that I have written, that would be equal to what the gum’mint spends about every ten seconds. How long would it take you so spend two-million dollars?)
Some of you have been with me since the beginning and some have joined over the years. In the past few months there has been a fair number new subscribers. I just wanted to take a few moments and address a few things, such as what it is the purpose of this thing or ours and what are all those nicknames and acronyms all about.
(I have done an exercise like this a few times in the past but it has been a few years since the last one. So, this may be new land for some or a refresher course for others.)
First off, this thing is an extension of the “letters to the editor” that I used to, and still, write. As most letters were universally ignored by the Liberal editors, I would send the letters to friends whence came the encouragement to expand my musings. (And yes, there is a real pretend Muse and the Muse does show up from time to time.)
September 11, 2001 was a turning point in my life as well as many (all?) of yours. My main thrust started as a result of those horrific, barbaric, inhumane events. Even still, the issues of the first years were more in the realm of “reporting” rather than “commentary” or “opinion.”
My goal then as now was to educate, to illuminate, to expatiate and perhaps expose all y’all to other sources of information and viewpoints. I tried early on to be fair and I try still to this day.
The differences between what I present and what the media do is that I will not lie to you, I will not present something as fact that is not so (to the very best of my ability) and I have no hidden agenda.
My hope is that I am able to give you more information than you might ordinarily see and allow you to think more deeply on a topic.
Around 2007 or so the Dems/Libs went off the reservation and the media right along with them. One of the main reasons we are saddled with this miserable failure occupying the People’s House is because of the lies and the assistance of the SRMFM.
I shan’t go into greater discourse on that as it is water way under the bridge. I came to the decision that I would no longer be unbiased, but unlike the SRMFM at least I admitted that I was not. I presented the exact same information in the exact same manner but with my commentary and IMHBVAO (we will get to the acronyms), nothing if not verbose.
Some of you have liked my snarky comments, my unbridled sarcasm and sometimes successful attempts at a joke. Some others of you, not so much so. (More’s the pity. Life is short, have some good, clean fun. Have a laugh, will ya?!) I have incorporated a number of you in the issues as characters when needed for illustration purposes. There are other things which go on within the indents of these paragraphs that will resonate with some of you on a personal level. The point is that this thing is as much yours as mine and I try to make you feel as inclusive as if I was writing a letter to a friend.
I hope I am succeeding.
There are certain things I hold near and dear. There are some things where I am not the least bit flexible or willing to compromise. (That includes most everything but there are some where there is absolutely no wiggle room.) I make no bones about them and I will defend them to the end of days. I will also respect your opinion to think otherwise as long as you can defend your opinion as well as I can mine.
I am a Catholic Christian. I believe in Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior. Without Him I am nothing, without His Death and Resurrection, I am doomed. I like to get that one out of the way early. I am not trying to convert anyone, I just want you all to know where I am coming from.
I am 100% Pro Life. I can defend my position. I respect your opinion to think otherwise. I have asked countless times for someone to convince me I am wrong. It has not happened yet.
After God and Family, I love this Country of ours more than anything else. Feel free to find fault, that is fine. But do something to fix it. If you are going to complain how bad it is here and how great other places are, you have to be mentally deficient to want to stay here. Please leave. As Merle said: “When you’re runnin’ down my Country, you’re walkin’ on the fightin’ side of me.”
I am pro Military, pro use of overwhelming force and pro Veteran. I could not imagine I would have to expand on any of that.
Really, is there anything else that is as important as those things?
Sure, I am a NY Yankee and NY Giant fan. You probably aren’t. that is fine. That does not change a thing. But you canNOT come up to me and say: “You know, the guys in the infantry are paid too much” or “Is Sean Penn a genius or what!” or “Thank goodness for Al $harpton!” Those are not “opinions”, those are the mumblings of a diseased mind. I will help that person come to their personal Jesus.
Nicknames and Acronyms. Why do I use them? One reason is that in most cases, they are time savers and easier to type. One would think I could type well after all this time. I assure you, I wear out “backspace” keys a’cause of mistakes.
The other thing is I get bored easily. Coming up with and using nicknames amuses me and in some cases makes writing about certain creatchures less distasteful as I need not mention their names. Also, it serves as a gentle reminder of the type of person with which we are dealing.
Here is a smattering of the nicknames and acronyms. I intend on putting these on the website. (FEEL FREE TO COMMENT THERE!!!!) I am sure I have missed some names and acronyms. If you think I have missed one, shoot me an email or post to the website and I will address and add as needed.
Here we go…
BIFF: Obama. Have you ever seen the movie “Back to the Future”? Marty leaves his “sports almanac” in the past that has all the winning sports scores for what would be then the future. It falls into the hands of the local thug and goon, “Biff.” Biff ruins the town and part of Marty’s going back to the past is to get the book back so that will undo all the evil Biff did. This Biff ruined a perfectly good Country because of his greed for power.
MOOCHELLE: People say this family spends money like drunken sailors. That is not true. Drunken sailors spend their own money. This version of the Clampett’s see nothing wrong with taking multi-week vacations, taking separate vacations, taking separate jets to the same vacation, sending a private jet for their dog, throwing huge shindigs in the People’s House for the benefit for their friends and supporters on our dime. Hence: Moochers. Hence Mooch-elle. (I am being more than fair, she is called far worse by many more.)
JOEY McMENSA: Arguably the dimmest vice-president who exceeded his personal Peter Principle of being the dimmest Senator in US history. Of late, he is becoming more of a “hands-on” kind of guy. With Dems, that is never a good thing.
B.J. CLINTON: Yes, Bill Jefferson Clinton, he was the previous Democ…. What? No. I am sure. No, “B.J.” means Bill Jefferson and has nothing to do with…. No problem, we are good. But, if the shoe fits…
HILLAROO/THE HILDERBEAST/HER THIGHESS: Yup, good old Hill. She is rarely given credit for what a truly horrible reprobate she really is. I mean she was cited for ethics violations during the Watergate hearings and her “reputation” was bruised but not enough. Then again, “what difference does it make?” Widely thought by the Libs to be the next president of the US. If that happens, there is only one thing I ask. Will the last American leaving please take the Flag with you.
LIE-A-WATHA: Senator Elizabeth Warren. Darling of the Ultra-Left, possible further to the Left of, but not as pretty as, Sen. Bernie Sanders
ALLEGED AG STEDMAN: That would be that the racist and terrorist sympathizer Holder. He looks like Oprah’s beard Stedman Graham. I refer to him as “alleged AG” as he has done more damage to the Constitution than very few others. His greatest crime is breaking laws while pretending to uphold them. (BTW his possible successor, Loretta Lynch, aka “Lex Luthor” is just as bad, if not worse.)
JOHN “WTLF” KERRY/”WTLF”: “WTLF” stands for “Why The Long Face.” Speaks for itself. As low as he has gone in the past, he exceeds even the lowest opinion one might have of him at every turn. Truly a disgrace and yet, an improvement over his predecessor.
NASTY PELOSI/SAN FRAN NAN: Rep. Nancy Pelosi. A dumber, more useful tool there are very few more than this one.
- LITTLE DEBBIE WASSERMANHYPHENSHULTZ: And here is one now. A she makes Pelosi look like a Rhodes Scholar (and that is not necessarily a compliment.) She has no redeeming qualities and it is an insult to men to refer to her as “Mr.”
DINGY HARRY: Sen. Harry Reid. Harry sold his soul to the devil but the devil sued him to get his money back as he had no soul. He could have been a good perhaps even great Senator had he used his knowledge and power for good rather than the dark side. He will be lucky to live out his days in a “gated community”, if you get my drift.
SMOKING JOHNNY: Rep. John Boehner. He smokes, but he is not that hot.
EARL McCORNBREAD: Sen. Mitch McConnell, current majority leader of the Senate. This shows what you get when you perform a partial cranial-rectumectomy on someone like Dingy Harry. I use this sobriquet not to insult rural people, rednecks, Southerners or Lynyrd Skynyrd fans (“FREE BIRD!!!”) but only to point out that here is someone who is in over his pay grade. My honest opinion is that he is not to be trusted, not because he is not honest but I do not believe he is smart enough to do anything but cover his own butt.
KRISPIE KREME CHRISTIE: The RINO Governor of New Jersey and pal of Biff. “Krispie Kreme” is a donut chain. Capice? (NOTE: “capice” is pronounced “ka-pee-shh”, it means “understand.” Popular term in New York, New Jersey and Di Niro films.)
SNUFFALUFFAGUS: George Stephanopoulos. The ex-Clinton communication director (Joseph Goebbels was a communications director of sorts also) and current ABC-TV News puppet. He is a useful tool of the Left, he is a Rhodes Scholar (again, not necessarily a good thing) and seems to elicit trust from far too many a’cause he “looks like a good fellow.” Remember, kids trusted John Wayne Gacy.
FACCIA BRUTTA Jr.: Would be New York Governor, Andrew Cuomo. “Faccia brutta” is an Italian for “ugly face.” In some cases, it is meant as a term of endearment. Here, it is not. He is a disgrazia, a disgrace, by all measures, even against his late father, Mario “Faccia Brutta” Cuomo. If you want to know what is wrong in the State of New York, here is your number one reason.
BILLY THE RED/KOMRADE WILHELM/BILLY THE COMMIE DE BLAH-ZERO: and so on, for the Communist mayor of New Jack, er, York City, Bill Be Blasio. Elected by 15% of eligible voters and that was generous. He almost makes Biff look competent. Yes, what is wrong with NYC is this pretender. And yes, he IS racist, possibly closeted and most certainly a Commie.
SRM/SRMFM: “State Run Media”, “State Run Muslim Friendly Media.” If you think we have a free press, you have not been reading the FISH closely enough. All the mucky mucks in the press/cable/TV are all palsy-walsy and all seem to have a Left-to- very-Left Agenda. (ABC, NBC, CNN, THE TIMES. etc)
IMHBVAO: “In My Humble But Very Accurate Opinion.” Snarky, yes. Correct, usually.
SOC&S: “Separation of Church and State” is a Jeffersonian concept found nowhere in the Constitution that is universally misapplied by Liberals no matter how hard they try.
C&M: “Cowboys and Muslims.” Hey, they picked the game, not me.
NWO: “New World Order” (aka “Novus Ordo Seclorum” – see the back of a one-dollar bill.) This is the centuries old plot of a one world gummint. It is getting closer every day. I wrote a complete series on this some years ago.
GMTA: “Great Minds Think Alike”… I tell many of you this, especially when you agree with me!
RINO: “Republican In Name Only.” See: McLame, Christie, etc.
Enough for now, don’t you think or don’t you? I hope this helps, if you have any questions, let me know and I will do my best to answer!
Enjoy your weekend!