Monthly Archives: February 2017

“Gimme 12 Steps”

“Opening minds and angravating liberals since 2001”

“I am a guardian of freedom and the American way of life.”

Genesis 3:19 / John 3:16


My Friends & Recovering Peeps:

“Welcome, and what is your name?’

“My name is Twinkie Snowflake and I am a Barackaholic.”

“Brother Snowflake, will you share you testimony, tell us what lead you down the road to Barackaholism?”

“Yeah, sure. I guess it started a little more than eight years ago. Like anyone else, I was just a regular kid, living in my mom’s basement, like many of my friends.

“One of my pals turned me on to Barack for the first time.  I dunno, I did not like it first, Barack did not seem to make things clearer, as I hoped.  It seemed to mess with my head.

“My bro said that all the kids were digging Barack, you know for what it was, you know, kinda cool and black, definitely black. That’s what my friends dug but I was not so sure.

“Anyway, really, I had no choice.  My friends were all like  ‘c’mon dude, try it, you’ll like it.’

“What could I do? I mean they were my friends and all.   Suds loaned me this cool sarape and Girly-Bean let me chill to her lava lamp in my crib, in mom’s basement.  So not only was it peer pressure but my whole everything would change if I did not go along.  And I love that serape.

“So I tried some more.  I kinda dug the ‘Close Gitmo’ vibe and the being cool to our brown brothers and sisters escaping that bummer in Mexico.  I thought my friends were right, righteous and right-on, this Barack wasn’t so bad.

“About two years into being a Barackaholic I started wanting more.

“I went to a MoveOn meet up in my bro’s mom’s basement.  There were coolios, hipsters, and a lot of others that I thought were like me.  They were all about the mid-term election and I was not into that.  I did my best to avoid any of that as I did not want to get in too deep.

“Then, BAM! here comes the Affordable Care Act.  Wow!  That was so cool, so amazing!  We all dug it!  We were told that poor people would get free coverage, everyone else’s premiums would go down, we could keep our doctor and my mom could keep me on her policy for a few more years.

“Now I was hooked! I wanted more and more of this.  I could not see that I was becoming a Barackaholic. I hung on his every word.  We all agreed that he was the smartest person who ever lived, just like MS/NBC and CNN kept telling us.

“In retrospect, since I was reading the Times and Mother Jones, I was a member of MoveOn and I watched the network news with mom, when she made me dinner every night, then then I watched CNN and MS/NBC on my flat screen in the basement with my friends, I was getting this info all the 12-14 hours a day I was awake.

“We all agreed that it was the best time in the world.  I felt sure for the first time in years that my degree in Mongolian Comparative Poetry would finally pay off.  We all agreed that all we needed to do was to shut down the flow of money from those greedy capitalists on Wall Street, close down the Churches so that women could have as many abortions they want to have, stop the media from reporting anything bad about our drug and, among other things, once pot is legalized then all we would need to do shut down the bad racist police departments.  After all it was the police who are the ones behind the racism.  Right?

“While I always have liked girls, all of a sudden many of them seemed to like girls also.  And a lot of my guy friends also seemed to like other guys.  I am not sure if they were always that way or did they just feel more comfortable now that it was not just not against the law but our president encouraged and supported it.  I was pretty sure he was a closet case and this was his way of making things good.

“I was hooked, and hooked bad. I knew I was involved in something that was all of a sudden was controlling my life.  Yes, I am sure it was around that time that I realized that I was a Barackaholic.  I guess I would have to hit rock bottom before I would come to my senses, just like any other drunk or druggie, and do something about it.

“Then my prayers, if you can call them that, were answered.  My eyes were opened.

“It did not happen all at once, it was not like there was a bright light and a voice from the sky said ‘Snowflake, get your head out of your (fourth point of contact.’)

“There was a riot on TV. There were black people rioting.  I had a hard time understanding why people would wreck their own neighborhoods.  We were told that the police were at fault.  Then there was a second and a third riot.  The president kept blaming the police.  I could not understand that, so I did the unthinkable, I “Googled” the Ferguson and Baltimore riots.  No, I did not look at the usual lefty sources but others I never heard of.  These sites had a different take on things and they also had videos showing what happened.

“Funny, the left media ‘said’ it was the police’s fault, but the right media proved the police did nothing wrong.  I guess it was then that I started to think perhaps there are two sides to every story.

“The president said that the ‘immigrants’ were all good people and truly that is what I believed.  But when I started to read I saw that no one said that they were bad people but what the president and the left forgot to say was that they were lawbreakers.  That the people who said that we should not call them “illegals” were lying to us.  They are here illegally.  They did not have to come here, they willed to come here.  And after I studied this and saw that the Mexican government were demanding that we take their people but they persecute those who try to get into Mexico, that was when one of the other lights that went on.

“I asked my friends about this hypocrisy. They asked ‘what hypocrisy’? It was then that I realized that I needed to find new friends.  I was a Barackaholic and they were enablers.

“They tried to tell me I had it all wrong, that I was being lied to by the right. And for a moment I believed them.  I guess I started to doubt my Barackaholism, just like some religious people have a crisis of faith.  I felt better by their reassurance.

“One day shortly after that mom came down to my basement and said that we were going to have to move.

“I was shocked! I was born and raised in this house and I figured I would spend my entire life there.

“I asked her ‘why?’ and she said that the insurance premiums were getting so high she could not afford both the health insurance and the mortgage.

“I told her she was crazy. I told her that that the president told us that the insurance is going to be free for some people and cheaper for the rest.

“She showed me his bills from a few years ago and the current ones. Wow! They tripled!  The increase was almost as much as the mortgage.

“I told her that I had an answer. I said that we do not need insurance, that I was still young and she was in good shape.

“She told me she thought about that then learned that if she does not have health care she would have to pay a fine that was almost as much as the insurance.

“I could not believe that the president lied to us!

“I’ve been talking a while, let me try to wrap this up.  The big lie of the ACA was my rock-bottom. For us, to have to move because of health insurance that was supposed to help us wound up costing my mom her house, that was it. What was worse was the illegals coming to America were getting everything for free on our backs.

“Look, I am pretty liberal, I know that and I don’t mind helping out or chipping in, but for us to lose everything so that those can get everything for free was too much.

“Then I find out that it is not just Mexicans sneaking in here, but Barack was flying in people from the middle east by the plane load.

“I thought to myself, aren’t we fighting these people?

“I asked one of my buddies, Wingnut, who was not in as deep as I was.  I asked him about the middle east people and he told me some weird stuff.  But since I really did not trust the other Barackaholics, I had to check it out for myself.

“I came to learn that the president was not just taking people from bad places in, but was deciding where to put them.

“I learned that there is a very large middle east presence in Minnesota.  There is a muslim representative in Congress.  That many places live under Sharia Law (look up that one!) and regular people are being thrown out of cabs if the driver thinks they might have alcohol and stuff.

“Also they are putting a lot of them in Idaho.  Idaho?  Idaho is nothing like the middle east.  Why put them there? For the same reason as Minnesota, to create false voting blocks.  I’d bet the Dakotas are next, right in the middle and create one of those caliphates there.

“Sorry, I can go on and on but I think you get the point.  I am sorry for my past sins and I am willing to do whatever I can to undo what I, my friends and that president did.”


“Well said, Brother Snowflake, we have all been there. Can I get an AMEN!”


“Land of Fruits and Nuts”

“Opening minds and angravating liberals since 2001”

“I am a guardian of freedom and the American way of life.”

Genesis 3:19 / John 3:16


My Friends & 49 Staters:

Not sure if this is the right word, but try “mesocosm” on for size.

We have all heard of “microcosm” and even “macrocosm.”  They being, respectively, a representation of something on a small or very large scale.  When I thought about what I am about to write, I came up with “mesocosm” that being, I supposed, the  “-cosm” between the more familiar ones.

When I looked up “macrocosm” there were citations of the biologic or environmental nature but not what I expected to find. I had to go through ten articles until I found one that agreed with what I thought:  larger than microcosm but smaller than macrocosm.

Or, as Goldilocks would say: “Just right!”

What am I talking about?

(Always a fair question.)

If you want to see what would have happened to the United States had the Beast or any other liberal been elected, alls you needs to do is to look at California.

California is a mesocosm of an epic disaster narrowly averted.

It is, for all intents and purposes, a one party state.

If you are a Republican you prolly do not have fair representation.  You have a Liberal (moonbat) Governor and both Senators are Dems.  You have less than a one-in-three chance of having Republican representation in the statehouse (only 25 of 80 State Assemblypersons.)  Those are better odds than having a Republican Congressman, where the odds are closer to one-in-four (14 of 53.)

I am loathe to do an overlay of the maps to see the vast majority of Californians who have no party representation anywhere.

Hence, a one-party state.

While not as bad as the Soviet Union was back in the bad old days of Lenin and Stalin, you gotta give them credit for trying!

(Yet, ironically enough, the Left are referring to DJT as a dictator, fascist, despot and more.  One would think that would want an “iron man.”)

How did this happen?

Stupid people.

Now, now, now, I am not saying ALL the people who voted for all the democrats are stupid, just the ones who let this happen.

Full disclosure, I lived in SoCal for over a decade. At the beginning of the 80s almost half of the Congressmen were Republicans, a decade later it was about ten-percent lower and so on until today.

It was during that decade that we saw Nasty Pelosi and the ever nasty Maxine Waters elected to Congress. Those two barriers to common sense are still there.  And speaking of stupid people BOTH of these geniuses are “not calling for the impeachment of DJT, ‘yet.’”

I would ask a rational person on what impeachable grounds, but not these two.  (After all, this is the party of Guam falling over for having to many people, for having to vote for a bill to see what is in it and virtually anything SheJack says. )

People, good people, people who, while liberal, prolly had good intentions in mind when they voted for these and the rest of the liberals and their “goodness” tarnished the Golden State.

But people like Pelosi and Waters are parasites.  They are feeding on the goodness and gullibility of good people to attain their evil ends.

Think about it, why would you have all state documents and ballots in any number of languages?  Why would they give driving licenses to people who are not citizens?  Why would they give all the “benefits” to people who are not citizens?

“Aw, c’mon Precious, people have to live!  They need to eat and so on. Don’t you have a heart?”

Yes! Yes I do!  (And my cardiologists will attest to that.)

I have no problem feeding and clothing illegals, for their trip back home.

But the libs in California do not want to send them back home, they want to send them to the polls.

You see, while you need all kinds of ID to get into an airport or the DNC Convention, anyone can waltz, samba, breakdance or whatever into a polling station and vote.

So, let’s connect the dots.

Libs turn a blind-eye to illegals entering the Country, they are given everything they need by the dems, they are given driving licenses, they are told for whom to vote on ballots that are in their native tongue.

For whom do you think they are going to vote?

(Think about it.  DJT did not even bother to campaign there. In fact, is some strange way, if you really break it down, California allowed DJT to be elected.   Had he spent any appreciable time campaigning there he would not have had the time to work Wisconsin, Pennsylvania and so on, the states that put him over the top. But, as liberals never think things through or the consequences of their actions…)

To synthesize that thought, the Lib powers that be preyed on the “goodness” of the Lib on the street who then allowed them to create a situation where the illegals are given, basically, the same right as citizens.  The Lib citizens, still not getting it, just allow this to continue to pick up steam and the illegals get more and more things.

Now, look past the insanity disguised as altruism that is occurring.

Almost ten years ago, THE PEOPLE passed “Prop 8.”

(First off, credit where credit is due.  The land of fruits and nuts is one of the states that use propositions, initiatives or referenda for expressing the will of the people.  It is basically a pure democracy.  Not always the best thing, as we are a representative republic, but a firm pulse of what the people want.)

Prop 8 stated that marriage was between a man and a woman alone.  Essentially banning gay “marriage.”

Despite winning the vote on the proposition, within two years, based on the ruling of one gay justice, the will of the people was overturned.

Need we even discuss the absolutely insane ideas of so-called “sanctuary cities” (and campi?) These are against Federal Law.  (The last “president” turned a blind eye to laws he did not like, like sanctuary cities, selling guns to Mexican drug traffickers, importing potential terrorists [THAT will be a whole ‘nother FISH.})

You may recall a few years back the illegal who had been sent back some half-dozen times only to come back again and murder a young lady in the Frisco area.  (I seem to remember the SFPD would not hold him for or turn him over to ICE.)

And when we DO throw out some criminals, here come the snowflakes demanding the gummint to let them stay.  (Yet, oddly enough, you don’t see any of these same snowflakes inviting an illegal to share their mother’s basement with them.)

Let’s dwell on the immigrant issue for a short moment.

DJT issued a LEGAL ban on peeps from seven counties from coming here. Not the first time. In fact, Biff did that a number of times as have other presidents.

Some liberal “judge” in Washington State (and another in the Somali infested, Muslim represented state of Minnesota ) issued an injunction.

Yes, some unelected (Bush appointee!!!) federal judge has decided on his own that he knows better than the POTUS.

Now, let’s look at this guy for a moment.

He was a private lawyer who was appointed to the bench that has done a ton of pro-bono work for illegal aliens.  (Yeah, nothing at all like the gay judge who struck down the heterosexual marriage proposition in California.)

As a judge, he scolded the Seattle Police and taking up for BLM!!!!!

Yeah, when your liberal “friends” say there are no “activist judges”, here are exhibits “A” and “B”.

(Meanwhile, the gummint appealed the decision to the 9th Circus Court.  The most overturned circuit court. [SCOTUS has overturned between 60-86% of the 9th’s decisions since 2010.] This was before three “justices”.  As I write this, the Liberals prevailed.   This is far from over and at the end of the day the gum’mint will prevail.  Until then, someone needs to take the name of every person who has been admitted as a result of this travesty of justice and insult to the office of the President and if even one gives a citizen a cold, let alone anything worse, some Conservative activist lawyer needs to file suit against these 4 Solons on personal grounds.)

Meanwhile, back in California, education is going to hell in a very large, organic handwoven macramé handbag.

Sure, it is bad enough that they do not teach any useable math these days, history is all about the Europeans giving small pox to the Indians and how the Founding Fathers were slave owners (but never a word about the Irish slaves), where health class would have been banned under the “Hays Code” (look it up) and you can pick your own terlit to use and gym, fuhgeddaboutit.

No, there is this insane Liberal (this one really is, stick with me) who wants to change current history immediately to reflect… if you take a drink, go ahead and get one, you’ll need it, I’ll wait… (DEEP BREATH) “Russian hacking the 2016 elections.”

Yeah, they can’t teach kids how to play sports, they can’t teach them how to do math like a normal person, they can’t teach kids anything remotely moral or Godly, they can’t even be honest with proven history.

But indoctrinating little mush heads to believe something for which there no valid proof, THAT is important.  (Be still your little hearts, I will be doing another, perhaps rehashed if I can find it, series on education.  Here is what I know right now.  The Left hate Sec De Vos. That alone is enough for me to volunteer to bear her child.)

Take anything that is wrong in America, and I will wager that you can trace is genesis to the Left Coast.  (It is often said, looking at map of our Great Country, that if you could pick up the Nation and shake it, all the loose nuts and bolts would collect in Southern California.  And, it is a desert or pete’s sake. If He wanted people to live there He would not have made it a desert.  Think about it.   It defies the Will of God! [I exaggerate for effect.])

You can prolly narrow down “ground zero” to the Bay Area.

Whatever kind of hate, division, perversion, unhealthy practices, social insanity, anti-cop, anti-gun, pro-illegals,  insane politicians, rampant drug use, questionable living situations and great sourdough bread you can find in the Bay Area.

Between San Francisco, Oakland, Berkeley and Marin County you will find all the above and more in spades.

So had the Beast prevailed last election, you would have seen the tentacles of the Left Coasts failed experiment spread their venom and hate across this Land of ours.

There were rumors of some EOs she was alleged to wish to enact if elected, such as a total gun ban.  (I guess she wants us to be as safe as the citizens in Chicagostan.)  Of course single-payer health plan and prolly having the mark of the beast in your right hand or forehead.  Just sayin’.

Take a few minutes and look at the mess that is California.  Maybe we should build a wall around that place!


(Last word.  Some of you may remember a dark day seven years ago when I reported that my best friend in the world, my darling four-legged son, Midnight James, the Wonder Dog was diagnosed with cancer. He could have been “cured” with a massively invasive operation that would have resulted in his not being able to run or swim.  There is nothing Middy loves more than swimming.  There was a second option, that while no guarantee of a cure or any positive results, but would allow him to enjoy the quality of life he knew.  The Vet said that if he made it through the summer each year would increase his chances for a longer life.

(We chose the latter.

(He swam a ton that summer and in succeeding summers.  He developed some lumps but he showed no ill effects.

(In any event, thank you all for your kind thoughts and words back then.  But today, Middy turned 10 years old and while he is no longer a pup, he is a happy camper and is looking forward to the warm weather so he can do what he loves most, swimming.  If you have not finished that drink and joining me in toasting my best friend.  Happy 10th Birthday Middy!)

(PS he is on Facebook at “Midnight James Seriously Really”)

“Dumb and Dumber”

“Opening minds and angravating liberals since 2001”

“I am a guardian of freedom and the American way of life.”

Genesis 3:19 / John 3:16


My Friends & Lie-bait:

Gotta love the Libs!

President Trump is getting into all kinds of trouble with the Left, snowflakes, media and Hollyweird (but I repeat myself.)


For doing EXACTLY what he said he would do.

Yet, for eight years Our Little Girl, Biff, did not get into any bother for NOT doing what he said he would.  (Well, he did keep one promise, he DID fundamentally change America, and not for the better!)

And it gets worse!

I am sure you have heard by now about the Executive Order President Trump issued with respect to a travel ban to and from seven Middle Eastern countries.

Within hours of the first plane landing at JFK with the last people we might want here there was a full on protest there.  This was a scene repeated at many airports and many cities throughout our great Country.

That is amazing in and of itself.

Of the 350,000 people who entered the Country during a short period of time just over one hundred were detained for further vetting.  For those of you doing the math at home, which is something like .03%, which is less than your average rounding error.  (I am not sure of the disposition of any of them but that is not germane to this issue.)

So how is it that some one hundred people who landed in US airports who may or may not have any connection or relation to anyone here were able to galvanize tens of thousands of people across the Nation to protest on their behalf?

To channel “The Church Lady”: “Mmmmmmm…. Could it be… SATAN!”

Or, Soros, same difference.

(Note Well: On Tuesday night even before DJT made his announcement for his SCOTUS choice, there were already protests.  To them it made no difference who was chosen.  Odd, when you think about it the frequency of so many people showing up at the same place with premade signs expressing the same hate.  I am staring to think there some “Mother’s Basement Dweller Network” out there.  And, don’t these people have jobs? Or, it THIS their new job.  Trust me, people will get tired of this crap before they change a thing.)

These were not spontaneous outpourings of love for poor refugees, these were orchestrated attacks on the law and order of our Land.

And you are seeing the same thing in Europe.  (Yes, the same idiots who screwed their own pooches want us to follow suit.  No thanks.)

But let’s back up a moment.

Irrespective of your feelings on this, what President Trump did was legal.  I am not going to reprint all of 8 US Code S 1182     but take a look at sections: (a) (3) (A)          (i, ii, iii) and all of (a) (3) (B), for openers.  (There is more, but this covers the most of it.)

Now that we can see what President Trump did was legal, what many of you might not know is that Biff also employed 8 US Code 1182 for his own reasons. More than once.

(And need we even mention Japanese internment?)

As squiggly as it gets with Biff banning people, the reason is unimportant, the fact is that he did it.  What is really crossing my eyes is the reaction of the SRMFM.

As President Trump is tweeting just about everything he is doing (that will be a FISH for another day) he is doing an end-run around the SRMFM.  Tricky to spin what someone is saying when that person is getting their message out first.

(WORD TO THE WISE:  I am not suggesting that you take up Twitter if you have not already, but do not take what the SRMFM reports as his tweets at face value.  I have seen snippets of his Tweets on TV that totally change what he was saying.  While tweets are limited to one hundred forty characters, some of this thoughts are not so constrained.  Some of his tweets take up two or three separate tweets, so, beware.  You may not be getting the entire story.)

When the SRMFM was “questioned” (which you did not see on TV or the paper) as to why they did not go after Biff for doing the same thing, their general response was “we did not know he did that!”

Let me see if I got this straight: The SRMFM are angravated at President Trump for following a law and even advertising the story first but they are not mad at Biff following the same law but keeping it a secret from them.

The take away: Extrapolate and we see the SRMFM hates honesty but rewards duplicity.

A few more brief points.

As promised, a friend and fellow reader predicted that some judge would issue an injunction.  Within hours, a friend of Sen Schemer, who he recommended for a judgeship and was appointed by Biff, one (Dis)Honorable Ann Donnelly issued said injunction.

Shortly after that, Sen. Schemer was on TV, radio, CB radios, traffic cameras, air traffic control and a few sonograms literally crying that some poor, misunderstood, people from the part of the world that hates us may have to stand in line for a few hours or may actually be returned if deemed a threat!

It is almost like he is trying to be even more insulting and anti-American than Rep(rehensible) Jerrold Nadler and almost as bad as Sen(ile) Lie-a-Watha.

But in typical Liberal fashion, and like OLG Biff, he, too, has issue with the truth and favored a “refugee pause” back in 2015.  ( )

Then things got screwy-er-ier.

Short-timer AG Lex Luther was let go on Inauguration Day and replaced with seat-holder Acting AG Sally Yates until the Libs get off the stick and confirm Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III as real AG.

This little darling, for some reason, said she would not defend President Trump’s EO, even though it is legal.  Bigly legal.

THIS JUST IN: As I am writing this, Sally, one of Biff’s marvelous appointees, was given the elbow by President Trump for not backing him up.  Boo-hoo.  FINALLY a President with a set. She was replaced by one Dana Boente, himself another Biff appointee.

(As of Friday afternoon, Sessions is not in.  He passed through committee, thanks largely to ex-Sen Dingy Harry and the embarrassing Chuck Schemer. Long story, but google it.  There is supposed to be a full Senate vote next week.)


Not to be outdone by the snowflakes, SRMFM and possible professional misconduct by some MOC’s, the “Look at me!!!!!  Look at me!!!!” bunch in Hollyweird had to get into the act and soundbites.

There was yet another self-aggrandizing, insecure, ego-fest Sunday night for the Hollyweirdo’s.  (Not sure which one, not important.)

While I really, really, really wanted to watch it, I was watching a fascinating show on “comparative telemetry” on the Bar Code Network and I just got lost in it!

Try as I could, I was unable to avoid seeing the clips on the morning news.  The unintelligible psycho-babbling of these oxygen-thieves strained credulity that even in such short doses they had me squinting at their, well, hate disguised as altruism.

One Tango-Whiskey even suggested that people donate to the Anti-american Criminal Liberals Unwashed.  (It was reported later that they have received more money overnight than they usually raise in four-months.)

I made the FB comment that these jack-a-napes will not accept that terrorism is a real and present danger until some lunatic spoils one of their parties or awards shows screaming “Aloha Snackbar” and saws the crowd in half with a “large clip assault weapon.”

Then I thought, nah, who am I kidding.  They will blame President Trump, Geo W and the NRA and demand stricter gun laws, like Chicago has.


I used to joke about things being Kafkaesque, that is bizarre, nightmarish, illogical and perhaps even a cruel dystopian way of life, in some circles.

This issue is a perfect example of that.

Literally as I am write this, you can see some things have changed.  I have not changed any of the outcomes, but updated those events.  (Apparently the SRMFM are reporting “facts” as they make them up.)

I had to do something I rarely do, I read it, and something I am not sure I have ever done, re-read it.

I am shocked on so many levels that I almost doubt my understanding of what is going on.  A lying and misleading press, a total poppa oscar sierra of a Senator who lies about what he has done with respect with that is going on and is willing to embarrass himself with this crocodile tears.  And we see others like Booker from New Jersey, horning in on Schemers act.  Hollyweirdos doing what they do best, being a collective PITA.  An acting AG who won’t do the job she swore to do, Schemer holding up Sessions confirmation and finally, FINALLY, a President who is being faithful to the oath he took.

You can’t make this up.  In my wildest dreams and on the most conspiratorial websites, I have not seen a group of people hell-bent to destroy their own Country.

I will leave you kids with a tad of “mirth”, some bitter mirth.  Some of you have seen this, as I posted this on my FB page last week.


“9-1-1 what is your emergency?”

“Hello, yes, I think someone is in my home!!”

“What is that address”

“44 Biff Blvd. Please!! Hurry!! I hear someone!!!”

“Am I speaking with Dainty Snowflake?”

“Yes! Yes!!! On Biff Blvd!! Please send help!!!!

“The Dainty Snowflake that voted twice for Obama and this time for Clinton?”

“Yes!!! For the love of God! What difference does it make for whom I voted? There is someone in my house. Send help”

“Yes, I see, sir. I also see that you are in favor of the DREAM Act to allow illegals stay in the Country”

“Are you f’ing kidding me? I am calling 9-1-1 because someone broke into my house and you are discussing politics. I demand you send assistance! My husband is frightened!!”

“There, there, sir. There is no cause for alarm. Since you supported illegal aliens, one of President Trump’s initiatives is to give each supporter their own illegal alien”

“But, but…”

“There are no buts, sir. The President is allowing you to put your money where your mouth is. Mustafa al-Ma’niac is your illegal. You are responsible for feeding, clothing, sheltering him in your home only, seeing to his medical needs and everything else. Failure to comply will result in a YUGE fine the first time and incarceration for a second offense. This is what you wanted, this is what you got. You do not have thank us. We will be in touch. Often. Have a pleasant evening and don’t make any sudden moves. Mustafa only becomes violent when frightened. Good night”



God Save us!